Club GQ
1758 Bagnell Dam Blvd Lake Ozark, MO 65049

I'll preface, I arrived late...an hour...

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OzarkRunner
May 22, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I'll preface, I arrived late...an hour or so before close, and it was a Saturday in early May, so it's not quite season yet. But what a bore.

The dancers were attractive enough, but only the bartender showed any personality and engaged me beyond what drink I wanted. I sat at the stage for a while, and one dancer - a tall, blue-eyed brunette - did well. A petite blonde followed and it went downhill. First, she was completely disinterested. Second, she was mystified at the music selections to which she was supposed to dance. Third, a guy next to me from a bachelor party was giving her a hard time. So it became not fun quickly.

I do not go to this club often. When I have been here before, I walk away entertained. But not this time. I will go back - I think it was just a bad night.

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