Best club in the Ozarks, with the best talent in the state

I usually go to clubs closer to home in KC, but last Summer I wandered out to the lake to visit some friends, and then went out again this past Saturday. Both times I visited Club GQ. GQ is located smack in the middle of the strip and a quick jaunt down from the bars. Much closer than the other clubs in the area. Cover is $10 with an ID check (no scan). There's a "disclaimer" that masks are a political thing and not required. After that, you head in. TLDR: Great atmosphere, gorgeous dancers (for you horny bastards out there, extras info is at the bottom).

GQ is set up with two main poles on separate raised stages. One girl per stage, though they only open the second stage if it's busy enough. The music is loud, but soft enough to have conversations. Lighting is dim enough for privacy, but you're not going to walk into a chair because you can't see shit (looking at you Temptations KC). It's a large club, with the bar along the front entrance wall. Other walls are surrounded in a combination of plush chairs and couches, with some hightop tables. If you visit the restrooms, you'll notice signs of the local 1% motorcycle club that owns the joint, so if by chance you're a member of a different club, you may want to steer clear (or tell me when you're going so I can steer clear...). There's a back patio for smokers as well.

The girls are simply stated, the best I've seen in Missouri. The worst in the place is a 6 for me, but if you like Thick Latinas, I'm sure she's higher. She more than makes up for it with a very hard and handsy dance. Skinny white girls with tattoos though? Check and Check. Want bolt ons and fake smiles? Oh yah, they got that in spades. Apparently one of the regulars will buy tits for any girl that asks. And a LOT of them ask.. So yah, the talent here is top notch.