Passed this place on the road...

Passed this place on the road a million times over the years, never stopped in - until today at about 5:30.

First - beware - finding the place is impossible. Need landmarks, as the club is so far back off the road that you cant see it. Just remember the driveway after Kohls and Pizza Hut on Route 59. Then its a long ride to the club - probably 200-300 yards. Careful in the parking lot - lots of potholes. You are welcome. Now, you have finally arrived. At 5:30, I wasn't charged a cover. I was also only one of 2-3 patrons in the club. I did have to buy a $10 bottle of water that came from Sams Club or BJs - a bit frustrating when the club is buying a case of 24 bottles for $4. Well, at least no cover!

Only one of three stages was in operation, so I went and bellied up to the stage with a stack of singles. Girls were pretty nice looking - no 9's or 10s, but lots of 7s and 8s. I was happy. The show stage side was pretty good. As long as I was slinging singles on the stage, I got some very nice close up kitty views. Girls were friendly, asked about dances, but not at all pushy. Several came and sat next to me at the stage while others were dancing just to say hi and chit chat. Even after I turned down dances, they stayed. Guess it made the time go more quickly for them. Finally hit the lap dance room ($20/song) with a cute brunette. Her dark bedroom eyes were captivating. Her soft skin and eraser tip nipples were to die for, and I enjoyed two dances with her. Refreshing not to be asked for a tip, and also noted that the length of time for the two dances was unusually generous. Watched another girl dance on the stage from the back wall, and was approached by a very buxom blonde who had been chatting me up earlier. She simply wanted to talk, so she sat on my lap for a good 20 minutes, telling me her story. Finally, she asked me for a dance, and I couldn't refuse her. Surprisingly, she gave quite a good lap dance. Lots of grinding, and she loved when I grabbed her ass. We did 2 songs - in between number 1 and 2, she asked me to adjust myself - as she said she wanted to have some fun too! And during song two, it appeared that she did - we were alone in the lapdance room, and despite cameras, she bounced up and down quite a bit and seemed to have her own happy ending.

FYI - though it wasn't requested, I tipped both girls $20. Never hurts - as I liked the club, I will come back sometime soon, and it will be nice to maybe be remembered as a "good guy". Best value I have seen in a club in a while. Dont know anything about the private rooms and VIP - didn't go there.