Bare Necessity
9100 S Dixie Hwy Kendall, FL 33156

This was my first SC visit...

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tuscl
Apr 5, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

This was my first SC visit way back when. I was too young, but if you showed the door guy some cash he would let you in with a stern look. That might have changed (or I haven't needed that service in years), but not much else has. As a lower middling club it has some character that you wouldn't see if you're used to the Disneyland clubs in this city. This is a dive bar through and through, but it is my favorite to this day. This place is dark, dingy, and cozy. The atmosphere tends to linger towards a working, everyday environment. This is not the place to come make it rain. Its a good place to sit and drink if you don't mind the constant tip parade and lackluster talent. These guys will remember you, and treat you right.

First thing you see when you walk in is the 20ft long spotlighted stage surrounded by swiveling bar stools. To the right, behind plexi-glass, is a peep shower. This thing was put in last year, and probably hasn't been used more than once. To the left around a corner are 'private lapdance rooms ($40 rather than $25) that aren't so private anymore. They used to have curtains, And now they do not. Further down on the left are couches and a second, smaller stage that remains empty day in and day out. Behind those is a small, open walled-off lap-dance section with couches. Privacy is completely out of the question here. The offer a VIP room, but I haven't partaken myself.

As I mentioned earlier, the talent isn't great, but they're more grounded than the girls you would find at some of the more posh places in Miami. The average is going to be about 5-7 on a really good day, and even that is quite generous. There are a couple of good, hard 7-8s in the bunch if you come often enough.

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This was my first SC visit...