I have repeated this club over...

I have repeated this club over a few months, in favor of the other clubs in the area because it is off the beaten path and attracts fewer frat-boy types from nearby schools. Of the few choices in Montana, Teasers is supposedly the largest/best in the state, but for sake of comparison this place would be utterly forgotten in a town like... say... Portland.

Typical club atmosphere. Good sound system, lots of black-lights. One elevated stage at center of room. No proximity rules, or seemingly any contact rules out of the ordinary. Feature dancers provide a good base attraction. Saturday night was lively, with about 10 or so dancers. Two or three of them I would rank 8 or higher. The rest ranked 5 or below. But I only need one or two talented dancers to get me to return. The weekends are obviously busier than weeknights, and the more talented girls show up on Fri, Sat, Sun nights. Drink prices are standard for any area bar. Haven't tried the food. Lap dances can be enjoyed in a room without 6 two-seater sofas. "Champagne" room is a disappointment. Pay almost $$$$ for 30 minutes, no complementary drinks or champagne to speak of, light touching allowed but nothing worth the spend. Stick to the "table" dances on the sofas for $20 a song. Plenty of mileage there.