I go pretty regularly to the...

I go pretty regularly to the Sands, and have seldom been absolutely disappointed, but this turned out to be one of those times. Walked in, paid the waitress (who was hotter than all the dancers combined), and sat and watched the show. Wasn't too interested in whoever was dancing, then was approached by a chunky Asian named Mika, who didn't push the private dance, but proceeded to talk my ear off about new year's. She got up to dance, and was replaced by Roxy, a thin white chick with tats, smaller boobs and a big ass. She sat there and didn't say anything, even after I got conned into a lady's drink. She waited almost 10 minutes to push the private, then we went back. She sat and "talked," meaning I talked and she nodded. The dance was pretty standard for places like Deja Vu. She grinded, and pulled the nips out. My hands could wander, but when they did, she froze solid and stared right into me. I asked if it was cool, and she said yes, but froze everytime I went down low. Really strange, and it never progressed beyond. I wasn't impressed with the rest of the talent, so I bailed. I'd recommend the daytime girls, or going at night if Bailey's there, but otherwise not.