A friend of mine from the...

A friend of mine from the Detroit area (I was in Detroit on business--as I frequently am) mentioned that I should check out this club. I generally don't need very much convincing and that same night I found myself at Coliseum. Upon arrival, many of the girls looked pretty rough with tattoos. Not sexy tattoos, but "angry" tattoos, that almost seemed to be a form of self-deprecation. While I suppose that large and angry tattoos may appeal to punk rockers, I believe that I speak for the majority of guys when I say that large, angry, self-deprecatory tattoos are just not attractive. One of the tramp stamp tattoos I saw simply read: "BITCH."

After my first beer, I discovered where all the attractive strippers were--in the VIP or at the tables with guests. After inquiring I realized that the Coliseum has a very cool policy of not charging for the VIP rooms, which means that private dances occur in an area where you don't have other guys gawking 6 feet away. As such, it is also extremely conducive to extras.

Just as I was about to leave, I saw a tall, model slender (but not crack whore slender) brunette who looked about 21 or 22. I quickly realized that this girl was definitely in no condition to engage in an interesting conversation (seemed drunk or high) so I asked her to dance for me. In the VIP I quickly removed all of her clothing down to a thong--which would come off shortly as well. Pretty quickly she asked me how much money I was looking to spend. I said I was interested in a BJ and she complied for $0.2k, which included all of the songs and any tips. She proceeded with a reasonably skilled BBBJTCWS. I have had many CBJ's in strip clubs before, but never a BBJTCWS....simply awesome.