This is about the best that...

This is about the best that the twin cities have to offer. I like the sports bar atmosphere, it makes you feel a little less pathetic. I don't know how many girls are working but it must be about 30 - 50 because you can be there for several hours without seeing the same girl dance twice. They dance 3 songs on the lower stage and advance to the upper stage for another 3 songs, with someone else replacing them on the lower stage. Most get right down to business showing pink starting with their first song, as long as their are guys at the rail willing to tip. They want $2 to spread in front of you, but supply and demand takes over. Girls are 7 - 10's with a few showing their age and a little too much silicone.

Admission is only $5 and free if you can get there before 5:00, with 1$ beers in plastic cups until 5:30. The two shifts overlap from 8:00 until 9:00 so if you arrive at 8:00 you'll never see the same girl dance twice, there's just too many of them. Monday through Thursday you can get $3.50 beers from 8:00 to midnight and that includes pints of Leinenkugel.

Dances are only $10 and last a full song, no cuts. At 6:30 and 10:00 they offer 2 for $15. The reasonable price of dances means that everywhere you look there are topless girls giving table dances. Here's the one rub, there is no rub. This place is strictly legal, so you will never leave satisfied. I used to start the evening here and then head down the road to Jakes to polish things off. Oh how I miss Jakes. KOD is in the process of adding a VIP room. I hope they don't get stupid with VIP pricing. If they set it up so that you can get true lap dances there for $20, they will really have it all at this place.