Funny place... kind of like the...

Funny place... kind of like the chain restaurant of strip clubs. Big, open room with a high ceiling. Gift shop (!!!) located in one wing. Deserted on a Wednesday, but I guess it was early. Several girls in view, other than the one dancing, busy texting and checking emails. Only a couple of guys in the place. Service absolutely SUCKS. After about 10 minutes of sitting at a table I finally catch the eye of the bartender, who comes out and takes my beer order. A dancer comes out of the VIP, and wanders over. Asks me "what kind of dancer do you like?" She's tall, blonde, buxom, really gorgeous. I say "you look pretty good". She smiles, asks me if I'm ready for the VIP. I say no, just got here. Instead of joining me and chatting me up, she disappears into the back, and when she comes out 15 minutes later she plops down at a table and proceeds to read her email for 20 minutes. After a while I could use another beer, but good luck catching the attention of the bartender. She's too busy counting the cash in the drawer. Finally the bouncer sees me waving, comes over, says "sorry, it's the shift change" WTF. No excuse for crappy service like that. Eventually I get a second beer. Finally blondie comes back, asks if I'm ready. I say sure, don't know if I'll ever get another chance. VIP has a bunch of cushy low "couches". She proceeds to start up a very mechanical dance, not my thing at all. I stop her, she asks "do you want me to dance or just sit here?" I say "just sit here", and I start carressing her, but she just sits there with her eyes closed like a dead fish. Really too bad... with a body like that she could have made a ton of money just by acting interested. After a few songs I say "thanks" and head back to the bar. No one else pays me any attention, so after a third beer (which was a lot easier to get sitting at the bar) I head out. Overall, pretty lame.