If you have a nice car,...

If you have a nice car, you will want to park it across the street in the manned lot. It is free and ensures that the local residents of this less than wonderful area do not have access to your vehicle.

First, a quick recap of the basic stats: $5 cover and BYOB. Still $20 per lapdance. You must buy a $20 ticket from the bartender for the first dance, but keep in mind that the dancer only gets $10 from that ticket, so most girls are less than thrilled if you stop at one dance. You pay the dancer directly for each dance after the first one.

You can bring whatever alcohol you want. If you bring beer they charge you by the can (I'm not sure how much), but if you bring in a bottle of booze they charge you a drink price each time you order one from the bartender. I pay $5 a pop to get my Jack back on the rocks. There is no full bar here - if you do not bring your own liquor you will not drink.