Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Went there on a Monday, hardly...

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NevadaChuck
Jul 23, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Went there on a Monday, hardly my first time there. Found a parking spot on the street on the side of the club, and got to hear about it from the bouncer. Bouncer doesn't get the big picture...I'm a guy who can spend $500 on a visit and a minimum of $100 and he's sweating beating me out of $7. This was during the day, where the car is going to be safe (I'd never park on the street at night, that's crazy) I really didn't want to hear the lecture. I mean, I come in to be left alone and grind with a couple of girls...and not deal with this shit. Really unprofessional.

Which reminds me, I'm not there to pay homage to the obviously world class bouncer staff. They do have the hotties, and a very good looking, very accommodating staff. The bouncers are kind of a kill joy, I've never been in another city where the bouncers are allowed to tip hustle the customers, but this only goes on at Flight Club and Penthouse. I mean, if they really want to mack, get a fucking stable and go to it lol.

I have a couple of faves who work days there, so I imagine I'll be back. My buddy from the midwest swears by the places. They do have the girls, the place is convenient to me, and that trumps the bullshit. Probably the strongest lineup in Detroit on days.

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