Monday night is evidently not the...

Monday night is evidently not the right time/day to visit clubs in Cedar Rapids. I arrived at Woody's around 8pm and there were fewer than 10 customers and about 10 dancers, none of which were above a 6. There were two new girls auditioning and one of them (Skylar) was the most attractive in the place. Long blonde hair and a tight athletic body. She seemed to be a pretty good conversationalist. And I was going to get some dances from her but she spent too much time with the two guys that brought them for their auditions. I did spend a little dance time with Chloe, a shorty with good curves (albeit man made) and long kinky dark hair. Her dances were not bad but I wasn't really feeling it, so after a couple I packed up and left to try the Lumbaryard II (see that review).

I hope this was just an off night for this place. But what can you expect for the middle of the Midwest? Expectations should be set accordingly.