I read a few reviews...

I read a few reviews on this club and was in the area so I stopped by. I only had about 30 minutes before I had to get somewhere else, so I had to move quickly. The first girl I saw on stage was B******, I went up, tipped her a dollar and told her to come see me when see got off the stage. Now this girl is rather large for a dancer but she was very pleasant to chat with and had a nice rack. Anyways, she comes over and sits next to me at the bar. I buy her a drink and begin to tell her exactly what I’m looking for, which was a quick nut. I explain that I’m willing to get 2-3 dances in the VIP and I wanted a HJ finish. She agreed and told me to be sure and take some napkins, I paid the bar guy $15.00 and off we go to the VIP. Now one thing I always do guys is negotiate up front! This is something I’ve learned from the stripclub gurus in Houston … shout out to.. Satin, Real-Thrill and Easy! Back to the action, B****** starts the first dance with heavy grindage to get the little fella ready. By the second dance he is out and ready to play, so she starts stroking very lightly. I explain to her that I will never cum at this rate and to take the little fella fully in her hands and go to town. She sits on my lap and strokes until I explode on her hands and legs. Fully unloaded, I hand her the napkins and $40.00 for the two songs. She asks me for a little extra for taking care of me, I say sure and give her the change from the drink I bought her, which was like $7.00. That’s right, I’m a cheap bastard! She takes the $7.00, smiles and says thank you. We then go out and sit at a table and chitchat a little. She starts telling which girls to stay away from and which ones play. The only reason I’m not going to mention any names are because I haven’t test-driven any of these girls yet. All in all, from start to finish it only took me about 30 minutes. This is definitely the club for a quickie! That’s all folks!