Chicas Depresivas for now.
It was around 3 pm on a tuesday in June, I wanted to try a new joint instead of my regular club, I followed the GPS and ended infront of a huge building with "Cabaret Royale" sign on it. The valet parking is in front of the entrance, but there is plenty of free parking few steps away, opted for free parking and not sure how much the valet parking would cost. Once I got past the main door, there is a small reception desk to the left and an entrance to be club beside it, I paid cover of $9 and also got some $1 bills from the girl at the front desk. Once I entered the left entrance there is seating area and bar to the right an alley to the restrooms beside the bar.
The main stage is right opposite to the entrance and there are 2 satellite stages on either side of main stage. Also there are stairs to the left and back of main stage that lead to upstairs. There are another set of stairs that are on the left, just before entering the main area that would lead to upstairs.
I sat at the bar and ordered Budweiser and I think it was $7. The club had very few patrons and also there were around 5 or 6 dancers, mostly hispanic and seemed out of shape. I chatted with bartender for a bit and came to know that lap dance area is upstairs, dances are topless and $20 each. After sitting for few minutes few dancers came by and asked "Wanna Dance?", after few No's, I caved in to a decent cuban chick who was medium built and I think around 5'5". She led me upstairs and I saw a lot of sofas all over the lapdance area, I saw couple of folks getting lapdances and they are done in the open, so no privacy. Once we sat down the cubana started dancing right away without even removing her top, I asked can we start from next song, she replied saying this song started just now. I didn't say anything and try to see if things will get better, she continued dancing for the next song but removed her top. I got 3 more dances and it was very mechanical and no conversation and she was checking her phone most of the time, I gave her $100 and came back down stairs, while coming back, I asked at front desk chick to where is the nude side, she said it only opens at night, I think after 7 pm.
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