Splendor
7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064

I keep coming back here because...

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Wearethe801
May 19, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Morning

I keep coming back here because the action is reliable. Variable quality, but reliable. Days, the cover is $5. They have a great mix of body/race/friskiness types so you have a high probability of finding what you are after. I am a day guy, that loves the champagne room. The price has gone up recently for entrance upstairs to $75 for a battle of vino to share with your lovely. I had a steak there once and it was not half bad. If you want steak go to the St. James! I use three strategies at Splendor. When you want a particular dancer, Sit at the stage to get that lovely things attention (tipping generously)when she's not sitting with regulars or GF's. Tell her to come find you when she's not busy. This usually means the song after she gets off stage. Head to the back wall booths to try her out. I usually give her three chances to show me her stuff, then make the sale if she's the right one. Or Hang out at the bar and practice your Spanish to the Latina goddess who sits there and talks to the barkeep from Guatemala (cool guy). She looks all of 19 y.o. With long black hair and eyes that will make you...... Or go straight in and grab a booth at the back. It won't take the wolf pack long to figure out you are there. The booths are not super private, but private enough to get to know what's what and what's where. Chat for a bit, then either head upstairs for good fun or try her out in the booth, before making a decision. Part of being an informed consumer is doing proper research ; and due diligence is critical for a happy outcome. Happy hunting!

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