I've always liked coming to the...

I've always liked coming to the Paridise Saloon. It's a small little club in the middle of nowhere, and you have to have a membership to get in. I don't get there very often, so my membership is usually expired and I'm forced to pay for a new one. Technically you're supposed to sign up ahead of time, but the doorman always comes up w/ an excuse for how to get in. Just be respectful and you'll be able to get right in. The dancers on shift weren't plentiful, but there were at least a couple that were drop dead gorgeous (and a couple that should have hung up the g-string a decade ago). I sat an chatted w/ a slim goth gal that was really cool, I think her stage name was Raven. She gave me several inspired dances, and I left a happy man. None of the stage shows were very exciting or entertaining, and none of the ladies went full nude (its ladies choice). If you like the stage shows, this isn't the place. If you're up for some dances, its $10 - hands on! A great value place, but don't expect a stage show, you'll be disappointed.