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7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064

This place is slightly above hit...

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sonnyb
Mar 15, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

This place is slightly above hit or miss. I went impromptu on a Sunday night with a buddy, coincidentally before their happy hour ended. So of course the price of beer value was super high for the time being. Layout, you basically walk into the rear left of the club. Stairs to VIP are right there on your right, but I didn't go up there this night. There is one bar on the far right of the club. Its basically one big room with a middle front stage. There is another stage in the walkway from the entrance to the bar, but none of the girls were doing second stage dances. From the entrance, you walk in and hook in towards your right behind the second stage for the more private non-VIP booth area. Semi-private, but management has a good view to every angle into this area. Girls in the club ranged from 6-8, nobody was hideous, but nobody that night sparked that "wtf?! that chick is HOT! please take all my money!" feeling either. To be fair, I've had a few year hiatus from going to strip clubs, and IMHO the hotness of stripper has gone down several notches across all of Houston. Every girl seemed to be preoccupied with somebody for the longest time, and with only one of the two stages being used, there wasn't much to look at during each song. We were seated pretty close to the entrance so I noticed a string of girls coming in for their shift. One of the girls came out after changing into character and came over directly to chat. She wasn't too pushy, but I was there for dances and I didn't want to waste any more time. Ended up getting a few very high mileage dances from her. She was pretty tall, in shape, and her long legs helped put everything right at the perfect height. She wanted to go to VIP but I wasn't there for that. Went back to hang out with my buddy. He had gotten a few dances he thought were atrocious from a pretty hot girl, too bad. I ended up getting a couple more dances from the same girl from before, then we left. All in all, mediocre experience but like I said, it was an impromptu decision to go so our expectations hadn't been too high to begin with. On the plus side, they've played the dance mix version of pumped up kicks the last few times I've been here, and its pretty awesome how long that song is when you're getting a good dance.

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