Wow! All I can really say...

Wow! All I can really say is, Wow! Actually, there's a lot more I can say; else, this would be a supremely lame review. Let me start by saying that, while I'm not quite the SC junkie that many on this site are, I've been to enough clubs on the east and west coasts and many places in between to know what's a winner and what's a loser. And without question, Scarlett's is a winner. In fact, it takes the trophy for best club I've ever been to. It sets the standard for what a strip club can be and should be.

Scarlett's is located right off I-95 about 20 minutes north of downtown Miami. The exterior is nothing special; Scarlett's is part of an industrial strip mall next to a flooring store. However, once you step inside the premises, you quickly realize you're not in a run-of-the-mill club.  Scarlett's interior exudes class: the layout, the lighting, the decor. The club centers around a main stage--rectangular in shape and equipped with two poles. There are 3-4 smaller satellite stages, as well as a few different VIP areas. The sound system and lighting are state of the art. The music (mostly dance and techno) is played at an ear-splitting volume, which can make it difficult to carry on a conversation. But the overall ambience of the place creates a high-energy atmosphere that feels like one big party. 

But what truly sets Scarlett's apart from the competition are the dancers. To quote Chris Farley from Tommy Boy, Holy Schnike! The women here are mind-blowing--not only in terms of quality but quantity as well. I was there on a weeknight, and at least 60 dancers were on shift. The diversity was spectacular: natural and enhanced; long-legged goddesses and petite spinners; sexy blondes, hot-blooded latinas, and exotic Eastern Europeans; energetic party girls and coy vixens; bodacious MILFs and lithe college girls. There's something here for everyone. If you can't find a dancer here who appeals to you, then it's time for you to have your "hetero card" revoked. Seriously.