I've been to Scruples (formerly Oakford...

I've been to Scruples (formerly Oakford Inn) many times before but hardly ever paid attention to the dancers because I was playing in a pool league there. Stop laughing - pool is a serious game. However, I had a regular routine there with a super-hot bartender named Liz who would offer to polish my (pool) shaft whenever I was there. She would take my shaft and rub it up and down, slowly and seductively, and the entire bar would stop and watch. One guy said it was the hottest thing he'd ever seen.

On a recent Friday afternoon, I stopped in to actually check out the girls and grab a beer. The bartender warned me that my desired Heineken costs $6.50 a bottle but I decided to be a high roller and get one anyway. The dollar parade starts fast and comes around often. I usually tip at least $2 per pass, but some girls want more than that each time. They come around for two passes and it's really easy to spend $5 per dancer. So the math says that 20 dancers over the course of 1 to 1.5 hours can cost you $100 easily. To counter the slow, painful bleeding of $1 bills, I decided to go for a dance with one of the hotter dancers there (name withheld by request). The club requires you to prepay for a minimum amount of $20 dances first at the DJ booth, so I went for 3 initially. I was immediately asked by the girl for a trip to the VIP room, where I could have a bunch of free drinks. However, my thirst was already quenched by that refreshing, delightful, $6.50 bottle of Heineken and so I declined.

She took me to a private room downstairs anyway since it wasn't busy and the first thing you notice is the security camera. Well, there goes that. However, extras like HJ's go on anyway because the girls can block the camera's view when doing that. After declining the HJ twice, I engaged the girl in a discussion of her life and soon after we were doing some nice erotic kissing. In what was obviously a huge mental lapse on her part, she gave me her phone number so that we could get together outside of the club (for social purposes only). I think that made my visit worthwhile.