This is probably the largest club...

This is probably the largest club I have ever been to..It looks like it was previously a warehouse for a factory that was refurnished into a mega club..It is about a 15 minute cab ride north of downtown Miami/ South Beach. I went after a night out in South Beach about at 230AM when my friends bailed. There was a short line outside with a few cops parked outside the club, but they weren't harassing anyone. Cover was $10 I think, but then I basically couldn't find a place to sit, so I paid another $20 to go upstairs, which was basically like a VIP section but nothing special, just a few more seats upstairs. They had multiple full service bars, several huge stages, and several dancers on stage and nearly 100 girls of all types working the crowds. I don't particularly like going to a mega-club alone, as the atmosphere is better for a group of friends, etc, but was a bit happier when I found a seat at the bar..

I guess the great thing about clubs this large is that there are a ton of girls that should appeal to nearly anyone's tastes. Girls of all ethnicities, all sizes, all hair color, all body-types, etc..There were very few unattractive girls here, and some were 9-10s.. The downside is that it is not as relaxing, with everyone moving really fast, and very few trying to start conversations with anyone..After about 10 minutes of several girls looking at me and walking by me, a nice, older girl stopped by and offered me a massage for $15. I accepted, and had a nice conversation with her and a nothing-special, 5 minute massage at my barstool, which did help me relax a bit. Finally, a thin, tall, blonde named Adrian accosted me and quickly asked me if I wanted to go to the champagne room. Normally, I wouldnt say yes so quickly, but I was looking to get out of there, so I said sure..She told me the room was $125, and she was $300. When I got there, they said they were out of the small rooms, so I was left with the option of a $200 room or a non-private $75 room. I took the $200 room, and had a very business-like experience with Adrian, and tipped her another $100, and then took a $40 cab ride back to South Beach..There didnt appear to be any cameras in the champagne rooms, which was nice, but it was basically a couch in a room. Overall, this club experience was so-so for me. Im pretty wealthy, so value doesnt typically affect my decision-making much, but this was probably a low-value for the amount I spent so quickly..But I can see how this place could have been much more fun if my friends and I had come here earlier together, were able to get some seats, and got hammered and then spent a lot of money. If you are by yourself, looking for a chiller, low-key club, you might try a smaller place..