Bandidas Cabaret
14286 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552

You ever want to get the...

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IctPussHound
Jan 23, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

You ever want to get the waitress up in the VIP? Well, they don't have a VIP, per se, but they do have a nice private area. Now, I love the Latinas, but I also really love cute little white girls who are tiny (100 lbs soaking wet) and petite. I walk in and the waitress leads me to a seat, gets me a water (no liquor here) and then whispers that she also does dances if I don't like the other girls.

Well, one that I had seen before took me to the cabanas, but I couldn't find any happiness (surely you follow me here) cause all I could think about was the waitress. After I tried and tried with my dancer, I decided to leave, when I saw the waitress again. She said I had to pay $50 to get her off the floor and another $50 for two dances, full nude, full contact. Now, before you all attack me for spending so much, let me be totally clear... she was PORN STAR quality - I mean an 11 out of 10 and looked like she should be on the back of a DVD cover with somethin up her... well, anyway.

Had the dance and had an awesome time. I get the feeling I could get all the extras I want once she sees me again. Hope I am right. Will let you know.

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