I went to Cloud Nine for...

I went to Cloud Nine for the first time a week ago, and it is unlikely that I will ever go back. The club is located in Harleysville, which is a long ride from where I live.

When I first walked in, I was greeted by a cloud of cigarette smoke, so if that bothers you, this isn't your bar. There were about 10 dancers on shift, looking very spacey and uninterested in interacting with the patrons. I sat down, and ordered a drink, a double vodka and tonic for 7 dollars, which was the only bright side of my visit.

One by one, the dancers came around for tips. They were all either very skinny, or had a ton of tatoos. They all seemed to be very drunk, or high on weed or some other substance. There was no real conversation with any of them either. I started to look at the other patrons, and they all seemed to have similar experiences, so I knew that they weren't just acting that way towards me.

Before I left, I had one couch dance from a skinny blonde, and it was worthless. The couch dance room has no privacy, just 6 couches against the wall in an open room. The dancer offered no passion, and she reeked of cigarette smoke.

The club has potential, and YMMV, but I really can't recommend this place on any level.