Bandidas Cabaret
14286 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552

I had previously given this club...

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treetopsman
Nov 14, 2011, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Sunday Evening

I had previously given this club a less than stellar review, as it has changed hands and styles several times. The most recent edition of Jaguars is great. They had a deal on Sundays - maybe other days as well, where $10 cover and $10 VIP (not upstairs) dances until 10 PM. Sunday night football on the big screen. BYOB, a $6 charge for ice bucket to bring in a 6 pack of beers. Smoking allowed in the club.

There were roughly 10 dancers when I was there. 4 of them were solid 9s (1 point deducted for bolt ons). There are 3 stages, a main and 2 satellites. Moderate English spoken by most. Dances are full contact, winner take all groping matches. It was really fun. The upstairs dances are in a bunch of U shaped couches - not a lot of privacy, but the full contact is on up there. Downstairs the dances are what one would get at a really good club. YMMV.

The only drawback is how often they come around selling stuff - frozen drinks, glow in the dark glasses, energy drinks. They take no for an answer, but in the 2 hours I was there, I probably got approached 7 or 8 times trying to sell something.

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