I gave the physical club a...

I gave the physical club a 7 even though in reality, it might be a 5. This isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's not a new club, its a bit dated but the layout and general feel of the club is nice and I prefer it over the newer deja vus.

There is a porn store on the main level then you walk up some hideous steps and pay your entrance fee. The doormen here are douches. Sorry if there are any 1st and pike doormen reading this but y'all are on a power trip. Parking sucks on 1st avenue and anywhere within a five block radius. It's a fairly safe city though and if you are a man walking five blocks at 2am, you'll be fine. Bums and beggars are the worst of it and they're not too pushy plus there are police on every other block.

Dances are $20. The booths surrounding the main room are dark and kind of private but also kind of close to other patrons and the seats are rock hard. Mileage will vary. You won't get sex here but I guess if you want to.spend a bit you could talk a desperate girl into giving you a bit more than your average Seattle lapdance.