OK where do I start? This...

OK where do I start? This is a review/ROB report.

That damn billboard on 285(coming from the airport) gets me everytime. There's no cover during the day, no valet, no pat down(the good stuff). I walked in and everything was the same as always, about 8 customers around the bar, a few girls dancing, 1 killing time on stage, and the rest in deep stimulating conversation with one another. There were a few good looking girls there, which surprised me. The hottest girl looked like she didn't want to be there, second&third hottest were tied up with regs', and the fourth looked under the weather.

I sat at the bar and got a $4 water, which must've gave the vibe that I was broke & boring, because no one approached for an hour. I chatted with a shooter girl who actually told me water was boring. Then a girl named MANDY (who danced for me before) came over. She took me to a corner where no one could see us and gave two good dances, with everything that would convince me to go vip. I decided on vip, and that's when shit went south.