Saturday Night (Not) Live

So let me start by saying Onyx has a special place in my heart. When I was first considering moving to ATL in ‘09 I came down for a long weekend to visit some friends and search for potential housing. A female

Friend took me to Onyx and that night was one of my best memories from that trip. I’m talking 8s, 9s and 10s walking around, big booties everywhere and they were all friendly. I felt like I walked into strip club heaven. So I’ll always hold this place in high regard.

With that said, this place sucks! Lol. It is the equivalent of taking home that super hot chick you met and you get her in bed only to find out she can’t take any D.