This can be a hard club...

This can be a hard club to find--its not right on Elmbank Gardens, but just off Sauciehall St. next to the M8 highway behind the York Theater.

The club is ok. Lots of plush leather, red velvet, all the usual trappings. Visually its just what you would expect in mod-bordello decoration. But I don't go for decoration--I go for the girls. And there they let you down. I went during the Christmas holidays. Now, during the regular week, they open at 8pm, but during the holidays they open at 4pm. Was anyone onstage to get my interest? No. Did any of the girls stop at my table, even to ask 'Wannadance?" No. Finally, AFTER 8pm, one or two stopped around. I got a dance from a cute one, turned out she was Czech, but no matter. It was all air. I had to have my hands on the back of the sofa! All tease if you please! I left.

Score 9 for decor, 1 for girls. Average 5.