My husband and I went to...

My husband and I went to Mardi Gras on a Saturday night after 10pm. There is a $10 cover, but you can get a free admission pass from their website. There is valet parking, but you can park for free in the adjacent grocery store lot. On Saturdays there are $5 martini specials, but don’t expect a great martini. I had 6 and was able to walk out of the club without staggering (and I’m only 114 lbs!) The club has a semi-open design and 3 stages, all with poles. There is a wall in the center of the club that prevents you from seeing every stage at once. This really isn’t a big deal since the dancers rotate through all of the stages. They have basic table and chairs set up and some couches. The men’s bathroom is nicely decorated and has a TV and an attendant. The women’s bathroom is equivalent to a gas station. Overall the club is very smoky, dimly lit and has very loud music. There are also pool tables upstairs where the private dances are given.

The girls range from very thin to slightly overweight; most are on thin side and have small boobs. There were only a few with enhancements. The majority of the girls were white and there were a few black and Hispanic girls and one Asian. Dancing skill is also varied from very basic to advance aerials. The girls range from 5-10. The best looking girl only danced 2 songs on stage and was not to be seen the rest of the night. Our assumption is she stayed in the VIP rooms. A few of the girls were nice and chatty; we were never hustled. We were disappointed that more of the girls did not come by to talk. We noticed this at many of the tables, especially the ones with women. Lap dances are $10 or you can pay $20 for a private dance upstairs. Our girl touched me for the private dance, but I was not allowed to touch her. My husband didn’t care because he got a great show anyway. There is no touching for the lap dances, but the girls get VERY close to you. We did not go for the VIP room because the one girl that I would have paid for was never to be found, which sucked because at 1:30am they waved the club fee for the VIP rooms.

Management was nice and well dressed. They walk around like secret service agents, but were nice when we talked to them. The biggest issue we had was with our waitress. She was a nice girl, but did not come around enough to check on us. We finally paid our tab with her and just got drinks from the bar so we would not have to wait 30 minutes for a drink. The bad part is that the club was not packed on the night we went.