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The ONLY reason I tried to this club was because outside it said $5 table dances and I didn't have much money on hand. Apparently this is a weekly special so if u strapped for cash... This is where you go. But first let's take into account the building itself. Inside it is very small. Some small tables scattered about with two chairs per table. One pool table, a couple big screen televisions. The music from the very beginning was extremely too loud. It was almost giving me a headache while I was sitting there. The stage is absolutely tiny. The dancers have no room to manuever or even dance.

But the dancers apparently don't do much of any dancing anyway. They walk around the pole, spin with a look a fear on their face as they near the edge of the stage and repeat. Of course if you walk up and tip the dancer on-stage she will give a decent dance, as usual. The dancers themselves are not great eye candy. Most of them are very much overweight and short. Which in my opinion is not a particualr great combination. The other two dancers that were there were quite tall and meaty but not over the top.

The private dances on Tuesday are either $5 or $20. The $5 table dance quite literally means where you sitting they dance which doesn't seem all too "private". The $20 dance is in the VIP section. Don't get too excited because all it is is a couple nicer chairs around the corner in plain sight of anyone playing pool. I payed for a $20 dollar dance which didn't impress me at all. She just kinda stage danced on front of me not really paying any attention to me and repeating the same three point routine. 1) spank butt. 2) put breasts near my face. 3) put her stomach on my face... And repeat. I would probably get more contact if I tipped her $1 on stage.

Customer service... The waitress was a very nice lady, actually prettier than the dancers in my opinion. She gave me service with a smile and I returned the favor by being polite and retuning the smile. The dancers on the other hand were none too friendly with the exception of the two dancers who did approach me to give me some company. The other dancers who were just sitting at the bar didn't give me the time of day. After 1 drink and 1 dance, I left and I will never go back again. I'm sorry but I'm a prospective client and I expect certain standards of service and quality. Something that this establishment clearly lacks on many frontiers.