This is probably the worst club...

This is probably the worst club I've been to in the Miami area. It looks like a dump when going in, and pretty much is. When I think of this place, the word OLD comes to mind. Everything is pretty much outdated. The place is also very small. There is one dance floor in the middle of the place that is surrounded by the bar. A couple of things really got to me about the place. One is the quality. The girl I was with actually commented that the girls were ugly. I thought that was a bit strong, but they were poor quality - probably the worst I have seen in the Miami area. The other thing was that the ATM machine was not working. It was an old machine and took for ever, and eventually errored out. To pay by credit card for drinks, it was minimum $50 charge. So I did not stay long. Can't comment on the lap dances as I didn't partake in any. There was an area to the right of the bar that looked somewhat private, but I don't know how much it was. The only positives was that there was no cover when I went and the staff including the dancers were very friendly. I don't think I would ever go back here.