Unfriendly from the front door to...

Unfriendly from the front door to the back. As you go in, the monkeys on the door will interrogate you ("Been here before?" "Tell me the rules") The girls are a disaster. You can only sit in certain places, or you'll be forced to tip ugly, fat chicks who don't get fully naked. The place is terribly managed with, at times, no one on stage for up to 10mins. It's crap! I've been to clubs in Melbourne, Wellington, Christchurch, Sydney, LA and Iowa and have never seen such appalling management. By contrast, Mermaids (just around the corner) is the total opposite.