Do NOT go here

Context:

I have wanted to go here for many many years. I went in with very high expectation. To say the least, this place sucked. This review technically covers 2 visits. First was a Wednesday night at 9pm, where the club was totally dead. I was the only customer and walked out in less than 5 minutes. Second was 10p on a Saturday. Not dead, but decidedly terrible experience. I only stayed about 20 minutes total before cutting losses.

Location:

On Queen St, just a little South of the main central business district of Auckland. The club was within one block of my carefully selected hotel so pedestrian access was a breeze.