My first visit to the PH....

My first visit to the PH. It wasn't what I was expecting, but not unpleasant--just a bit low-brow for me. I arrive around 8, and it was pretty crowded around the bar. The women I saw were not very attractive--I'd rate most of them 4-6. Most of them were on the old side, which is fine if you are into MILFs. Many of them had very nice bodies, and all but one were natural. Most claimed they were "Brazilian", but they are NOT. For those of you who say they are, how do you know? Have you tried speaking Portuguese with them? Well, I know some Portuguese, and not one of them who claimed to be brazilian even flashed recognition of their native tongue. I've been to clubs with real Brazilians and they light up with cheer when I speak Portuguese. Not that it matters a whole lot, but I suspect many are from some former soviet bloc country, based on their accents. I bet the only thing brazilian about them is their wax job.

I enjoyed my time, but I would say keep you expectations low and appreciate the higher mileage that usually goes with a dive like this.