I last visited Club 76 on...

I last visited Club 76 on August 30th. This was my second visit. Turns out on Mondays there is a free buffet that usually happens around 9pm. The food was about the same as you would expect at a pot luck dinner. The spread included, sauerkraut, sausage, penne pasta, meatballs, rolls, salad, etc. While the food may not have been haute cuisine, the au naturel clientele made the dining situation better than most. It was certainly better than a VIP offering from Diamond Lodge of frozen pizza and french fries... I digress. If you go on a day other than Monday, the club has a decent menu on par with that of your stereotypical bar food. The prices are reasonable, and the food is decent. Better than McDonald's anyway.

The club itself caters to the trucker crowd, and it's obvious. There's no stage per se but the dancers dance right on the u-shaped bar. This is nice in that you can order up a drink and not have to go anywhere to see skin, they come to you. But it's inconvenient if you feel inclined to stare at every dancer that comes your way as you'll probably end up with a stiff neck among other things. If having strippers prance around your choice beverage doesn't tantalize you, then there are plenty of seating arrangements about the facility which all afford you a view of the action. There is an upper deck of sorts where I tend to sit with a friend of mine. You can usually sit here undisturbed if you are the creepy voyeur type and don't intend to spend much money on vis-à-vis interaction. I personally would dislike the awkward banter that occurs between an entertainer and potential client while trying to put down a fish sandwich with a side of fries. So this would be a good place to sit while having dinner.

The entertainers themselves vary, and to rate them on a scale you would see 5's to 9's. If you're like me, and prefer your entertainment NOT to look like 12 y/o boys, then this would be a good place to start. With the exception of a couple regular dancers I know of at another club, the chances of seeing a rack bigger than a B cup are much better here at Club 76. There are two options when looking for a private dance. The first is a 'table dace' of sorts where the activity occurs in a sectioned off balcony lined with mirrors. This area is in full view of the rest of the club. The dance is topless and hands off. Not much happens here other than getting a good up close look at your entertainer of choice for the length of one song. The other option is more private and takes place in a back room. While this dance is fully nude, it is my understanding that it is still hands off, and I believe an extra 10 bones. It might not be worth the extra cash unless you're really into the lower half.

In conclusion, this is a great inexpensive way to spend a Monday night. I'd recommend it.