Went there last night. Sunday. ...

Went there last night. Sunday. If I were to design a strip club that included everything that I hated about strip clubs, this would be it. First of all, it was the size of an airplane hanger (I'm not exaggerating), even though there weren't enough patrons there to fill a Piper Cub. There were multiple stages, but girls were only dancing at one. The music was so ridiculously loud it was impossible to talk to a girl without screaming. No alcohol was served. The average age of the guys in there was about 18.5, and I add the 0.5 only because my old ass raised the average. It was dingy, dank, classless, cold, industrial and stark. I guess some would like that, not me. It was too dark to really see the girls dancing. The VIP room was just another room upstairs, no privacy, and ridiculously overpriced. The few girls, from what I saw of them, were cute , 6s and 7s, which is plenty fine for me, but the entire experience was like going out for a good meal, only to have to eat it in a back alley. I guess if you're an 18 year old horn dog, this place would be plenty fine. If you're an older dude who likes a nice, softly lit stage, good music, pretty waitresses bringing you stiff drinks, and dancers you can actually see and occasionally talk to...find someplace else to go.