Reviews

20 reviews by Paco4taco

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, FL

Second Verse - similar to the first

Walked into the Oasis on a bright Florida afternoon, around 530. Man it is dark in there, took me a few minutes to be able to see. Club was "busy" for the hour. Probably ten or…

3 hrs ago

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, FL

Nothing special this visit

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

So first off, I gave this club a 4 rating. On this night it was no bueno, but I've been here other times and had a better time, it's very dependent on what dancer is…

1 mo ago

The Vue

Hudson, FL

Slow night at the clubs

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

So after the PP, I stopped at the Vue to check things out. There were a few cars in the lot, thought it may be somewhat active. It was a bit past 7 in the…

2 mos ago

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, FL

New barstools, now get new girls.

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

First off, it's a joke. The pickings vary so much from night to night at these clubs and all it takes is one of your type to have a good time. Haven't been here in a…

2 mos ago1

Bare Assets

Holiday, FL

VIP Afternoon

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I went to Bare Assets after a stop at another club was pretty underwhelming. I really did not have the time to devote as I needed to get back to my GF so part of…

2 mos ago2

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, FL

Checked out a new place.

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Stopped at the Oasis on a Friday afternoon in late April. There were a few cars there, small lot in front and larger behind the club. It is located off Hwy 19 on like a…

3 mos ago

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, FL

Seems like a throwback

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Bar is in a reasonably clean, decent area off Washington in Sarasota. Pulled into a smallish, paved lot off of Hwy 301 also know as Washington, just a ways south of SRQ. The lot wraps…

6 mos ago1

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Killing time on a Chicago snowstorm

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I was about to leave and go south for the winter so I decided to hit a couple clubs in the snowstorm. I have had super fun on "snow days" in the clubs, and conversely,…

8 mos ago

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, FL

Return to The Bird

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Had been out of state, returned to Florida and stopped in to a couple places, beginning with the Brass Flamingo. There were two bartenders I had not seen before, nice enough but average looks. The…

9 mos ago

Uncle Paulie's Bar

Glen Ellyn, IL

Biker Bar with girls

★★★★★★★2.3/10

I was out for a ride on a warm September evening. Went by this place and saw a run down brick building with an old style sign, couple bikes in the lot. I remembered the…

10 mos ago1

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, FL

Kind of a ghost town

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Rode over to Emperors to give it another shot. It is in a strip mall near a liquor store and behind a bank. I arrived about 6PM, only a couple vehicles were in the lot,…

1 yr ago

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, GA

Off the highway strip club.

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I was driving from out west to Florida, ended up routing via Atlanta. It was a Thursday night, about 11PM and I saw the sign on the highway and I decided I needed a break.…

1 yr ago

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, IL

Cornfield Cuties

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Back in Illinois for a bit so tried a few places to have some fun. This one is country with a capital C. You are driving through literal farms and there it is. Gravel, fenced…

1 yr ago

Bare Assets

Holiday, FL

Football day at BA

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Went to the club on a Sunday to watch some football and see hot chicks. The bartender was an 11. Looked like some work on the titties, but very well done, and honestly she was…

1 yr ago

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, GA

Friendly place

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So I was heading back North from Florida to spend some time and get some things done. Got off the highway and booked a room nearby and decided to give this club a shot. Got…

1 yr ago2

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, FL

Corner Bar with Strippers

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So, I am reviewing based upon a couple trips to this club. I stopped in on various afternoons when other area clubs were empty, or I got hounded by a super aggressive one that spoiled…

1 yr ago

The Vue

Hudson, FL

Afternoon visit to an average place.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Went on a Thursday afternoon to check out The Vue. Plenty of parking, easy enough to find on Hwy. 19. The place is fairly small, upon entering there is a bar in the back and…

1 yr ago

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, LA

Pretty typical club experience.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I was on a cross country trip, stopped at a motel and the club was right there on frontage road. Area was reasonably safe, dumpy motels with transients and down on their luck types but…

1 yr ago

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, FL

Brass Flamingo afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I went on a Thursday afternoon about 2 PM. The place is set back from Hwy 19 slightly but easy to see. The parking lot was open with a lot of space. Went in the front,…

1 yr ago2

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, FL

Quick hands

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Was on a long drive and saw the sign to Risque from the road. I thought it was a truck stop spot, but it was a small run down building in a little dusty lot…

2 yrs ago4