Reviews by Paco4taco
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7337 W 100th Pl
Bridgeview, IL 60455
Killing time on a Chicago snowstorm
I was about to leave and go south for the winter so I decided to hit a couple clubs in the snowstorm. I have had super fun on "snow days" in the clubs, and conversely,…
Dec 5, 2025, 8:24 PM
Brass Flamingo
9034 US-19
Port Richey, FL 34668
Return to The Bird
Had been out of state, returned to Florida and stopped in to a couple places, beginning with the Brass Flamingo. There were two bartenders I had not seen before, nice enough but average looks. The…
Oct 24, 2025, 1:43 PM
Uncle Paulie's Bar
2N030 Mildred Ave
Glen Ellyn, IL 60137
Biker Bar with girls
I was out for a ride on a warm September evening. Went by this place and saw a run down brick building with an old style sign, couple bikes in the lot. I remembered the…
1 commentslast: 2 mos ago(chiefwiggum)
Oct 6, 2025, 9:24 PM
Emperors Pasco
2851 US-19
Holiday, FL 34691
Kind of a ghost town
Rode over to Emperors to give it another shot. It is in a strip mall near a liquor store and behind a bank. I arrived about 6PM, only a couple vehicles were in the lot,…
May 27, 2025, 6:28 PM
Strippers Gentlemen's Club
2494 GA-247CONN
Byron, GA 31008
Off the highway strip club.
I was driving from out west to Florida, ended up routing via Atlanta. It was a Thursday night, about 11PM and I saw the sign on the highway and I decided I needed a break.…
Mar 27, 2025, 2:53 AM
The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6
Ottawa, IL 61350
Cornfield Cuties
Back in Illinois for a bit so tried a few places to have some fun. This one is country with a capital C. You are driving through literal farms and there it is. Gravel, fenced…
Jan 19, 2025, 3:43 PM
Bare Assets
1406 US-19
Holiday, FL 34691
Football day at BA
Went to the club on a Sunday to watch some football and see hot chicks. The bartender was an 11. Looked like some work on the titties, but very well done, and honestly she was…
Jan 15, 2025, 12:49 PM
Tattletale Lounge
2075 Piedmont Rd NE
Atlanta, GA 30324
Friendly place
So I was heading back North from Florida to spend some time and get some things done. Got off the highway and booked a room nearby and decided to give this club a shot. Got…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Paco4taco)
Dec 4, 2024, 9:45 PM
Allure Gentlemen's Club
4233 US-19
Port Richey, FL 34652
Corner Bar with Strippers
So, I am reviewing based upon a couple trips to this club. I stopped in on various afternoons when other area clubs were empty, or I got hounded by a super aggressive one that spoiled…
Oct 25, 2024, 7:03 PM
The Vue
16309 US-19
Hudson, FL 34667
Afternoon visit to an average place.
Went on a Thursday afternoon to check out The Vue. Plenty of parking, easy enough to find on Hwy. 19. The place is fairly small, upon entering there is a bar in the back and…
Sep 14, 2024, 5:33 PM
Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I- 10 Frontage Rd
Port Allen, LA 70767
Pretty typical club experience.
I was on a cross country trip, stopped at a motel and the club was right there on frontage road. Area was reasonably safe, dumpy motels with transients and down on their luck types but…
Aug 22, 2024, 6:48 PM













