Comments by RoyaleWithCheese

@Hungry she overcharged me, has an attitude, and thinks her shit doesn’t stink. Hard pass. @Strip thanks for the intel on Indy, she was fun but it’s been a while since I saw her. @OldWhiteGuy, thank you that’s an honor considering you are the review king on here! @Ski, I’ve seen one of those dancers but have not done any VIPs. Few more dancers I forgot. Coco, has massive GPS. PASS. Selena, RECOMMEND if you are into thicker women.

Can’t see the link, which dancer posted this? Look as a guy who has been going to this club for years, I’ve definitely enjoyed my time, but the attitude of some of the dancers is too much. All the men who go here can use an exercise of self control. If a dancer gives you an attitude or demands payment for time, or complains that you don’t spend money, DONT TALK TO HER AGAIN. There are plenty of great dancers here who understand how to work for their tips. If a dancer overcharges you, don’t talk to her again. I once did a room with a dancer who asked $500 for the most basic act, which is ridiculous. We’re the customers and have the money, we have the power, let the big head think and reward the good dancers and vote with your wallet ignoring the the rest.

Stacia is the blonde Russian dancer correct? There was another girl who said she was Anastasia, she was younger dark hair and always seemed high. I don’t recommend either, Russian Stacia I tried to work once and she balked at any fun. The other Anastasia was so drunk and high that she was falling asleep at the bar. I wished her a nice day and moved on. Jenna is a spinner blonde (who kind of looks like Kimmie) and is weirdo and a waste of time. Some of her friends are douchebags, but that’s not a surprise. Tessa is great and I recommend, Cassandra seems cool. Summer is exceptional.

I concur, if you want a beautiful latina with a great attitude who gives a great vip go with Summer.

Actually looking at more pics probably not…that Anya Taylor Joy looks very different picture to picture, so no idea who it could be.

Maybe Lucy? I just googled Anya Taylor Joy and there is a slight resemblance, if so Lucy gets the thumbs up from me

Sarah was probably the worst room I have ever done at Desires, but I haven’t seen her in a long time so she might have quit. Sky, knew her from Cadillac, some trusted friends all said negative things, so I was surprised she turned up here, the report doesn’t surprise me in the least

Happy we can be of assistance! Avoid the dancers with several bad reports, a one off is one thing but when several guys state they are ripoffs, have GPS, or shouldn’t be in this business it’s time to listen.

Hoeflation and GPS

If you like Cassandra I would also recommend her friend Carmen. Different looks, and both are cool girls. Also from experience of the ones you named…Valerie and Renesme get a thumbs up, I did a room with Lisa that was fun and went sideways depending on your perspective, but I will save that for DMs. Coco has GPS and I know the rest (except for Cleo and Kennedy) but don’t interact with them.

Hold up so you bought waters and they still forced you buy an alcoholic drink? That makes no sense, and it’s never happened to me, I also usually just get a coke or a water. If this is now a rule it makes me wonder what is going on with the club. I assume they make enough money but first it was the vip room prices they increased and now this.

I’ve never heard or been approached that way and it sounds like some type of bullshit from waitress.

She was dating one of the DJs, which is a fools errand for the DJ or any man for that matter. Dancers are for fun only in my opinion. I can only imagine what her boyfriend the DJ thought when he saw her go into rooms with other men. Don’t ever date or get involved with these girls guys.

I agree with the above from skibum. I have been going to Desire for several years and until now stayed off the review websites. I’ll contribute a public review soon to try to help you guys out, but for now I have been trading PMs with some guys who can vouch. The OP ignored the red flags and should have known better. I know this dancer from when she danced at Cadillac under a different name. I heard bad things about her then from some guys, although I personally have never done a vip with her. She doesn’t know I have detailed info on her, so I’ll occasionally chat with her and have refused anything more. I went against my judgement and bought her a drink once and she said something similar to me about how that’s not going to pay her bills. Here I was thinking I was doing something nice and I got that response, I was shocked to be honest. She’s money-grubbing, materialistic, and ungrateful, consistently mooching drinks and acting stuck up. For some reason the club keeps her on despite the poor attitude and bad tactics. Funny story is I was there recently and Sky was hanging with a reg for a while. When she left I approached him and gave him the low down that he should be careful with her. It was a guy who is a reg there and we recognize each other, but never have spoken. I didn’t want to see him get scammed. I’ll keep what I told him confidential but he kind of looked at me funny and seemed shocked. Don’t know what happened after that but if I can save a guy a future headache I will.

Anyone have any intel on Kennedy, very tall, black and reddish hair? Feel free to PM and we can trade info.

Wow never knew she had an OF and even did some porn! I never did any rooms with her because she seemed off!

They are getting worse. Social media has ruined a generation of women and I have to laugh at some of the requests from these younger women. They aren’t even attractive or friendly and ask for insane prices for CRs. They expect $500 to just show up and do nothing. The dating apps are horrendous too. Something is afoul, but I look for unicorns.

Dude, it sucks you got scammed but with all the red flags around sky you should have known better. She’d pull the same shit when she was at Cadillac and these girls aren’t going to change. There are plenty of dancers here who won’t pull any of this shit and are a way better valued. Look for some nice Brazilians or Latinas who know the value of a dollar.

Can also confirm Tiffany was fired

To add to the discussion, there are a few types of regulars here and dancers seem to prioritize certain types. Money is the name of the game and if you are routinely coming in and throwing big $$$ around, they will flock to you no matter what you look like or even disregard a guys hygiene to do so. There are lots of examples of this. The few types of regs: Reg type 1 likes variety and come in with a bunch of cash and see who they can pull. They’ll do a room almost every visit, but it’s with different dancers. It’s a crap shoot for which dancer gets the prize that day and depends on a lot of factors. Then there is reg type 2 which are the guys who will be regs for one or two specific dancers only and ignore or very infrequently do rooms with others. The girls know who they are and they’re easy to spot since you will see the same pattern day after day or week after week. Said reg will show up, dancer will ignore or blow off everyone else and spend all day or night with reg. Then there is reg type 3 who are at the club almost every night, but rarely do rooms or spend money. They treat it more like a social club and will chat up dancers for hours and maybe buy them a drink or two. In terms of interrupting, I lean on the non interrupting side, but in terms of pulling her away, reg type 3 is the easiest to pull the dancer from, then reg type 1 and finally reg type 2 is the hardest.

Something about getting drunk and arguing with other dancers and customers. I did not see it directly. A bartender told me.

Very informative! Desire regular and lurker here! Just a few corrections. Taylor was fired a few months ago, Piper is also gone and seemingly has left the industry. Is it Jasmine or Yasmine? Because if it’s the tall thin Spanish dancer with the curly hair who used to get drunk a lot she was also fired a while back. Thanks for the info!

I literally stated it’s lost it’s luster. It’s ok if you’re at the stage and want to hang out, and mentioned former dancers who were better in the ‘old days’