Reviews

19 reviews by mongral12345

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Large, Luxurious, and Largely Empty

Gold Room was my final stop on an evening tour of the Lake Street trio. First came Knockouts, then Scores. Of the three, Gold Room was the only one I’d visited before. The club’s feel…

2 wks ago1

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

Slow Night at Scores

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Scores was my second stop on this evening’s tour of the trio of clubs on Lake Street. I’d never been before, but having read a few positive reviews on this site, figured I’d check it…

2 wks ago

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

Casual Dive Bar Vibe

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Decided to check out the trio of clubs on Lake Street in Stone Park. First stop: Knockouts. I’d never been before, but given favorable recent reviews on this site, figured it’d be worth a look.…

2 wks ago

American Bush

South Salt Lake, UT

Very good dance. Probably great by Utah standards.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

In town for business and given proximity to downtown SLC and surprisingly good reviews here, decided to check out American Bush. Maybe 6-8 dancers working upon my arrival—about 11pm on a Thursday night. All white…

3 wks ago

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, CA

Opted for regular dances, but more likely available

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

The club is situated in a strip mall, with well-lit and ample parking. Security is tight. The foil wrap in my pack of cigarettes kept setting off the metal detector wand. Club is modestly sized…

1 mo ago

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, IL

Best dance I’ve ever received at Rick’s

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Rick’s is my go-to club in Chicago, largely because of its convenient location. I tend to visit every few months and my experience varies from time to time. Dancer roster changes. The average dancer attractiveness…

1 mo ago2

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, IL

Above average night at Rick’s. New and younger talent is a plus.

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I returned to Rick’s this week after several months away. Plenty of new talent and, by my tastes at least, better talent than I saw the last time. Greeted by Portia (Porsche?) upon sitting down. Typically,…

8 mos ago1

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, CA

Few dancers, low quality.

★★★★★★★3.3/10

The Place: A small venue situated in an industrial area. Ample, secure, and well-lit parking. Dated interior: more “neighborhood bar” than “strip club” in terms of vibe. The Dancers: Given the generally positive ratings and the fact that…

8 mos ago2

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, IL

Two Girl Mistake

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I’ve shared a couple reviews of Rick’s (and several other Chicago area clubs) previously. This one will be shorter to avoid duplicative content and is posted mainly to share an expensive mistake I made: falling…

10 mos ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

I enjoyed the laid back vibe

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I’ve never been here before, but have long intended to stop by at some point given generally favorable reviews. After not-so-great experiences at my usual places—Polekatz and Rick’s—I decided to give Club 390 a try,…

1 yr ago

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, IL

Quality and quality lacking. But found a gem.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Visited last week. Hadn’t been in years, back when it was called “pink monkey” and under different ownership. But curiosity got the better of me. Paid the cover and walked upstairs. Meager selection. Maybe 6…

1 yr ago

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, IL

Quality a bit lower this time, but a great experience nonetheless.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Rick’s remains a solid option for city-dwellers and city-visitors that don’t have the time or inclination to head to frankly better suburban options such as Gold Room and Polekatz. I’ve covered the place in prior…

1 yr ago1

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Many dancers, but limited quality: unusual for Polekatz

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Polekatz has long been my favorite Chicago area club. The venue is large, classy, clean and well maintained. There are a ton of dance location options: open rooms, multiple types of private rooms. And there…

1 yr ago2

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, NY

Solid table side dances. Private rooms too pricey to partake.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

The Place: Modest in size. Not much bigger than your local neighborhood dive bar. But much nicer. Wood paneled walls and a solid drink selection. There are two main rooms: (1) narrow bar area up…

2 yrs ago

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

Girls Not Quite to the Standard Others Have Suggested

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Decided to check out 4Play while in town for business for the week based on (1) proximity to my hotel and (2) rave reviews about dancer attractiveness. I was less impressed than most, which I’ll chalk…

2 yrs ago

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Hot Girls, But Hands-Off

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Gold Room is the sister club of Polekatz, my area favorite. While I’ve visited Polekatz several times, for whatever reason, I hadn’t been to Gold Room before. The two clubs have a lot in common,…

2 yrs ago1

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, IL

Great Stage Shows, Subpar Private Dances

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I'm not from the area, but enjoy strip clubs, so figured I'd give Hustler Club a shot. The focus here is definitely stage shows. And the girls really put on a great show. Impressive pole tricks.…

2 yrs ago

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, IL

Great Location

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I frequent Rick's more than any other club in the Chicago area. Not because it's the best (for me, that would be PoleKatz), but because it's the most convenient. Once upon a time, the best…

2 yrs ago1

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

With plenty of options, PoleKatz is probably the best club in Chicago area.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Among the larger, Las Vegas-style clubs in the Chicago area (including Atlantis, Club390), PoleKatz has bounced back best from the pandemic. Other places have let to recover and, unfortunately, likely never will, leaving us with…

2 yrs ago2