Girls Not Quite to the Standard Others Have Suggested

Decided to check out 4Play while in town for business for the week based on (1) proximity to my hotel and (2) rave reviews about dancer attractiveness.

I was less impressed than most, which I’ll chalk up to it being an “off-night”. After all, LA beauty standards (generally, not just strip clubs) are vastly higher than where I come from. Roughly 10 girls working, but only 1 that I might warrant an 8 or higher. I’ll get to her in a moment. Of the 10, 7 white (mix of Eastern Europe and US-born), 2 AA, and 1 Asian.

Immediately upon entry, I was approached by a 30-something white girl. She sat down and briskly laid out the prices: $90 for 3 dances (which, as other posters have mentioned, is technically on the menu, but never really offered), $200 for 15 minutes, and, well, the prices get into nosebleed territory shortly after that. She then proceeded to the stripper hard sell (inner thigh rubbing, vague promises of “fun”, etc). When I said I wanted to settle in before buying a dance, she snidely remarked “well, let me know if you want to have some ADULT fun” then muttered something under her breath as she turned heel and walked away. Not the best start.