Reviews by joeyjo
Submit a ReviewCrystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S
Arlington, VA 22202
The lowest pressure hustle in DC
I've noticed that a lot of reviews of Baltimore exurb clubs seemingly start with a description of the parking lot. Well, CCR's parking situation is a little different. You have a mini-parking situation…
3 commentslast: 6 days ago(groundball)
Dec 6, 2025, 11:10 PM
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
Teleport to ... not Baltimore
You walk through the doors...no, stop. You drive up and it's a lone building, there's parking, there's no crackheads around, there's security visible outside the club. In fact, you can park your car…
3 commentslast: 4 mos ago(joeyjo)
Aug 10, 2025, 2:29 PM
Red Garter Saloon
208 Duval St
Key West, FL 33040
No Love in the Club but Hot Damn
So here's the thing about going to Key West as a guy. You either go with your girlfriend or with the fellas. If you're single and in KW, then it becomes obvious that…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(JohnWhiteBurns)
Jul 30, 2024, 10:46 PM
The Bodyshop
11313 Maryland Avenue
Beltsville MD 20705
Death of the American Lap Dance
I don't know, guys, we might not make it. The ipad generation of strippers just doesn't seem to know how to give a lapdance.
I've had several VIP's recently where the girl's moves are basically…
May 13, 2024, 6:42 PM
Showcase Theater
11223 Old Baltimore Pike
Beltsville, MD 20705
East Bound and Down with Them Azzesss
This place is sort of a culture shock and I felt like Danny Powers and Steve Janowski when they learned about the new world of ass. Did I pick up a latina gf and…
8 commentslast: 1 yr ago(BigYansh69)
Apr 24, 2024, 10:56 PM
McDoogals
8025 Fort Smallwood Rd.
Riviera Beach, MD 21226
Where's the Duck with the Diamond Necklace
Local Shithole.
Alright, the cover was $20...but I think we were be gouged. I came with a group to split a six pack see what's up. It's BYOB. The dances we were told…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Assbestos)
Feb 19, 2024, 2:21 AM








