Reviews

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

I've noticed that a lot of reviews of Baltimore exurb clubs seemingly start with a description of the parking lot. Well, CCR's parking situation is a little different. You have a mini-parking situation…

joeyjo· 7 mos agolast: 6 mos ago 3

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

You walk through the doors...no, stop. You drive up and it's a lone building, there's parking, there's no crackheads around, there's security visible outside the club. In fact, you can park your car…

joeyjo· 10 mos agolast: 10 mos ago 1 3

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, FL

So here's the thing about going to Key West as a guy. You either go with your girlfriend or with the fellas. If you're single and in KW, then it becomes obvious that…

joeyjo· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 3

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, MD

I don't know, guys, we might not make it. The ipad generation of strippers just doesn't seem to know how to give a lapdance. I've had several VIP's recently where the girl's moves are basically…

joeyjo· 2 yrs ago 1

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

This place is sort of a culture shock and I felt like Danny Powers and Steve Janowski when they learned about the new world of ass. Did I pick up a latina gf and…

joeyjo· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 8

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Local Shithole. Alright, the cover was $20...but I think we were be gouged. I came with a group to split a six pack see what's up. It's BYOB. The dances we were told…

joeyjo· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 2

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

Fantasies is off in the middle of nowhere north of BWI airport. I hope you have an SUV because the roads are rough thanks to you being surrounded by the industrial wasteland of…

joeyjo· 2 yrs ago 2