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joeyjo

Reviews

8 reviews by joeyjo

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

It's nice...I guess

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Obviously, like all DMV reviews, we start with the parking lot. It's nice, I guess. It's right across the street from the entrance and, oh, you do be paying to park there.…

2 wks ago
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

The lowest pressure hustle in DC

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I've noticed that a lot of reviews of Baltimore exurb clubs seemingly start with a description of the parking lot. Well, CCR's parking situation is a little different. You have a mini-parking situation…

7 mos ago3
Penthouse Club Baltimore

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Teleport to ... not Baltimore

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

You walk through the doors...no, stop. You drive up and it's a lone building, there's parking, there's no crackheads around, there's security visible outside the club. In fact, you can park your car…

11 mos ago3
Red Garter Saloon

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, FL

No Love in the Club but Hot Damn

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

So here's the thing about going to Key West as a guy. You either go with your girlfriend or with the fellas. If you're single and in KW, then it becomes obvious that…

1 yr ago3
The Bodyshop

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, MD

Death of the American Lap Dance

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I don't know, guys, we might not make it. The ipad generation of strippers just doesn't seem to know how to give a lapdance. I've had several VIP's recently where the girl's moves are basically…

2 yrs ago
Showcase Theater

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

East Bound and Down with Them Azzesss

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This place is sort of a culture shock and I felt like Danny Powers and Steve Janowski when they learned about the new world of ass. Did I pick up a latina gf and…

2 yrs ago8
McDoogals

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Where's the Duck with the Diamond Necklace

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Local Shithole. Alright, the cover was $20...but I think we were be gouged. I came with a group to split a six pack see what's up. It's BYOB. The dances we were told…

2 yrs ago2
Fantasies Nightclub

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

Hidden Hotties

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Fantasies is off in the middle of nowhere north of BWI airport. I hope you have an SUV because the roads are rough thanks to you being surrounded by the industrial wasteland of…

2 yrs ago
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