Where's the Duck with the Diamond Necklace

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

I've noticed that a lot of reviews of Baltimore exurb clubs seemingly start with a description of the parking lot. Well, CCR's parking situation is a little different. You have a mini-parking situation…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

You walk through the doors...no, stop. You drive up and it's a lone building, there's parking, there's no crackheads around, there's security visible outside the club. In fact, you can park your car…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, FL

So here's the thing about going to Key West as a guy. You either go with your girlfriend or with the fellas. If you're single and in KW, then it becomes obvious that…

Definitely a fun experience, cover charge was 20. You walk in there’s a squared bar and 2 girls putting on a show in the middle, classic strip club stuff. On the other side there’s pool…

I last put up a review back in February, but I have been coming almost weekly since then. The descriptions are all the same. It is $8 to get in on a Wednesday, Thursday, and…

Made the trek to McDougals for the first time. I usually check out Penthouse but it has been closed for renovations for a while. This club is a trek from downtown Baltimore- perhaps even more…

This was my first time going to a strip club so keep in mind I’m not sure what prices are supposed to be like or what is a ton of dancers or if these were…