Reviews

Having just left Glamour Girls I drove down the street to a quarter full lot. The cars here were beat to shit and I wondered how long some had been parked there. Friendly girl in…

1 mo ago

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, TX

1st stop on Hempstead circle

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I did the Hempstead circle to sit out afternoon traffic today. Started with Glamour Girls and finished with Cover Girls. First off, much has been said about the parking lot.…

1 mo ago

Legs Cabaret

Houston, TX

Fine Saturday out of the heat

I was headed south and traffic was horrible because they were working on 3 out of 4 lanes. I got a wild hair up my ass and took the feeders for a quick…

1 mo ago

Legs Cabaret

Houston, TX

Milf Manor

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Stopped by around noon to see what was new and I was happily surprised. First the necessary details, parking lot is fine and safe, club is old but clean, small with one stage, and…

4 mos ago3

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, TX

Ok but not great trip

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Early flight out of Bush and wanted some action. Based on the good tine I had here last time I was sure it would be another great time. First off this place used…

5 mos ago

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Same old Treasure but without the dark

It has been a while since a review of Treasures so back I went to let you all know how things are. Setting the scene it was typical mid week lunch and that…

6 mos ago1

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, TX

Some places never change

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Stopped in for an afternoon trip while on the northwest side of town. It has been many months if not years since my last visit so time for a check in.…

7 mos ago

Perky Cups

Houston, TX

Perkys is slipping

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I really hate to rag on this place given it is the only one in town but it has slipped. I went in on a Wednesday morning and there were 2 girls working.…

8 mos ago

Perky Cups

Houston, TX

Hump Day at Perky's

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was working on the NW side of town and stopped in for a smoothie and an eyeful. The theme of the day was hump day so the girls had on thong bikinis…

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Short daytime visit

It has been a very long time since I stopped in for lunch. Walked in around noon and was first customer of the day. No cover today as door girl barely looked…

1 yr ago2

Chasers

Houston, TX

Quick stop on a Friday afternoon

Stopped in on a Friday at 5. There was a crowd of about 15 guys and 7 girls. Good two to one ratio for an early evening. Half the guys…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, TX

Like your older Tia got lost on the way back from the plastic surgeon

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was making my lunch rounds on South I45 and stopped in for what I expected to be a good time. I had a recent good experience there and heard some others with similar…

1 yr ago2

Chasers

Houston, TX

Early lunch all by myself.

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I love dive bars and Chasers is usually good for all the things you want in a dive bar. It is small with high mileage and cheap prices. It is not a…

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

Houston, TX

Shift change on the way home

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Short and Sweet: Older club with lot of hot and not so hot Latina ladies. Cover is cheap ($10), drinks are cheap ($5), and dances ($20) are decent mileage depending on the girl.…

1 yr ago1

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, TX

Early morning, hot women

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Short and Sweet: First it is amazing that there is a titty bar open at 5am in the morning on your way to work. Second the women here are all hot. This…

1 yr ago1

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, TX

Lunch visit

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

First time here since it changed to Vivid. It has been so long I dont even remember the old name. Anyway, went on a lunch break since I have seen recent good reviews. Parking…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, TX

Afternoon trip well worth it

Been in a rut for a while so I needed to try someplace new. I have been to Legs before but it has been about ten years and time for a check in.…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

Good day visit.

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Every visit is a new vibe at this place. This is my report for a early week, day shift. Layout - Place hasn't changed in decades and hundreds of reviews to describe interior, exterior…

1 yr ago3

Perky Cups

Houston, TX

Coffee and G strings on the NW side.

There have been a few bikini coffee bars around Houston but this seems to have lasted the longest. Maybe because it is on the outskirts of town in a male heavy business area. It is…

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Early visit to Chicas.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Mixing up my lunch rotation and looking for a place that opens at 11. Take note other Houston clubs this is the example of how to do it. It opens at…

1 yr ago2

The St. James

Houston, TX

Quick check in at St. James

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I had some time up north before a flight out of town and it had been a while since my last visit. There are a lot of smaller clubs needing some recon but…

1 yr ago1

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Fun in the dark

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Went at lunch and bouncer told me only 10 girls no cover, I started off with a win. I left a tip for the door girl to pay things forward and in I…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

Kid brother is catching up.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

For those that want all the details keep reading, but for those that just want the summary of the women skip to the Final Word. So this club is old and beat up on the outside.…

Chasers

Houston, TX

Chasers is the new name.