Perky Cups
13053 FM 529 #700 Houston, TX 77041

Perkys is slipping

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Pancho9966
Jan 7, 2026, 4:05 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Morning

I really hate to rag on this place given it is the only one in town but it has slipped.

 

I went in on a Wednesday morning and there were 2 girls working. As of late the rotation here has been stale. They only have about 8 girls who work there and it is the same morning crew and same afternoon crew. You can see their socials to see who is working that shift. Wednesday is hump day theme so g strings are the order.

It also seems that most of their current rotation has Itty bitty titties. B cups are usually the biggest with only 1 girl who is C. The other issue is the really work the angles in their socials. When you walk in there is a lot of cellulite and the lighting in this place doesn't help. You often feel catfished.

 

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Perkys is slipping