Reviews

Wingman @ZBott and I hit the floor of Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club at 8:15 PM on a Saturday night. As we parted the black curtains the overwhelming sight of scantily clad women in lingerie washed…

As I woke Saturday late in the morning, I looked around the disastrous state of the room and the memories came flooding in. Valentina moaning on the bed as I railed her knees up as…

"Hey Buddy, you want to come check out Tropical? We've got some really nice ladies tonight!" said the mesero hawking on the street corner in rather flawless English.

"Yeah, that was my plan," I replied. I…

Mid morning on a Friday, I awoke to my ATF Nena, naked and warm, stirring beside me in the bed in Hotel Cascadas. It was a pleasant surprise. I had thought for sure she would…

Juliana wasn't aggressive like Carmen, or as outgoing as Nena. She was more reserved, demure and innocent. I found her while chica hunting on a Sunday night, the last night of a 4 day romp…

At around 8 PM on a recent Saturday night, Chicago Club was happening. There were between 80-100 chicas working, with maybe 100-120 patrons present. The service was excellent, the beers cold, the food agreeable, they…

A wise TUSCLer once quipped to me that the talent at D&G depends "on the direction of the wind." This, in my limited experience, rings astoundingly true.

I've been to, and reviewed D&G on…

The tub in my room at the Rizo was warm and filled past the brim with suds, forming a fortress of foam around Carmen and I, as we sloshed around and cannoodled naked. Carmen was…

Hong Kong Club is the best strip club in North America. It's an monger's paradise packed full of hot chicas in sexy lingerie, all of them down for amazingly fun activities you could only imagine…

Bar Tropical is a medium sized club across the street from the world famous Hong Kong club. Though the caliber of chicas on average is lower here than it is across the street, you'll often…

Chicago Club is Hong Kong club's biggest competition in the Zona Norte of Tijuana. It's not quite a fair competition, Chicago is much smaller than Hong Kong, with fewer chicas. Chicago punches well above it's…

The DC area is a disastrous wasteland for strip clubs. Clubs in downtown DC only just started selling lap dances and they are low mileage. There's grindy lap dances to be had with hot dancers…