Reviews

La Gloria is one of the Zona Norte's smaller bars. Sitting on Av. Constitution in between Calle Coahuila and Primer Callejón Coahuila, it's almost catty corner to Chicago Club. It's an easy and quick…

Tropi is always second choice, the red-headed stepchild, slumped on the other side of Calle Coahuila from the dazzling Hong Kong club. Chicas get sent here because they're too feo for Hong Kong, they've gained…

¡Ándale! Échalé! shouted the four chicas, clapping and laughing raucously. / Go on, send it!

Nena, her shirt open, wrapped her legs around the stripper pole in my hotel room and clambered to the top…

Wingman @ZBott and I hit the floor of Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club at 8:15 PM on a Saturday night. As we parted the black curtains the overwhelming sight of scantily clad women in lingerie washed…

As I woke Saturday late in the morning, I looked around the disastrous state of the room and the memories came flooding in. Valentina moaning on the bed as I railed her knees up as…

"Hey Buddy, you want to come check out Tropical? We've got some really nice ladies tonight!" said the mesero hawking on the street corner in rather flawless English.

"Yeah, that was my plan," I replied. I…

Mid morning on a Friday, I awoke to my ATF Nena, naked and warm, stirring beside me in the bed in Hotel Cascadas. It was a pleasant surprise. I had thought for sure she would…

Juliana wasn't aggressive like Carmen, or as outgoing as Nena. She was more reserved, demure and innocent. I found her while chica hunting on a Sunday night, the last night of a 4 day romp…

At around 8 PM on a recent Saturday night, Chicago Club was happening. There were between 80-100 chicas working, with maybe 100-120 patrons present. The service was excellent, the beers cold, the food agreeable, they…

A wise TUSCLer once quipped to me that the talent at D&G depends "on the direction of the wind." This, in my limited experience, rings astoundingly true.

I've been to, and reviewed D&G on…

The tub in my room at the Rizo was warm and filled past the brim with suds, forming a fortress of foam around Carmen and I, as we sloshed around and cannoodled naked. Carmen was…

Hong Kong Club is the best strip club in North America. It's an monger's paradise packed full of hot chicas in sexy lingerie, all of them down for amazingly fun activities you could only imagine…