Reviews

Stopped in on a Tuesday evening in June. Arrived at about 9:30pm. Mandatory valet will cost ya $10. Quick walk through the metal detector and then inside to pay the $20 cover.…

2 mos ago1

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, OR

Sexy girls at Sassys

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Stopped at sassys on a Saturday night. Build is black with a small sassys sign. The parking lot is so small… maybe 7 spots total? This being said street parking is your…

4 mos ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Weekend afternoon chill vibe

Stopped back at 390 for the first time in 2026. I decided to check out an afternoon Saturday instead of the typical evenings. Arrived around 4pm. Parking lot was 25% full.…

5 mos ago

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Synn-in on a Thursday

Stopped at the highly regarded Synn COI on a Thursday… later afternoon and early evening. I was in the area and thought it was the perfect place to ride out the rush hour traffic…

7 mos ago

DV8

Portland, OR

DV8 - a PDX staple

Stopped at a PDX strip club staple, DV8, on a rainy (I mean it’s PDX after all) saturday afternoon. The place is a non descript brick building painted mostly purple. You can see…

8 mos ago2

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Overall still positive, recommend

Stopped at 390 the week before Halloween. The club is located in an industrial area of the town. There is a large parking lot that is free. Entrance cover cost was 10…

10 mos ago

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Still the DFW leader

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Stopped at the BBD late on a Friday in August. I entered around 11pm and this place I think closes at 2am so had limited time since you don’t want to still be searching…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Still a lot of Cubans but some new Hispanics too

Another weeknight stop at 390. Not much has changed as far as pricing goes. Free parking in large lot out front. $10 cover charge with ID check after metal detector. No…

Club 205

Portland, OR

One standout smoke show

Stopped at 205 on a Thursday in early May. Building is non descript from the outside. Small parking lot with maybe 10-15 spots or else looks like street parking which is also free.…

1 yr ago1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

DFW leader - mostly Cuban but you already knew that

Rolled into Baby Dolls on a February Saturday afternoon. It was kind of a cloudy rainy afternoon so it might have been a bit more crowded than usual. Still the same $5 cover…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, OR

Beautiful lineup, disappointing private dance options

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Stopped at Sassys on a recent weeknight, I think it was a Tuesday. The club is located in a fairly urban part of the town. There is a small… like really small parking…

1 yr ago4

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, GA

Strong talent, medium value

Stopped at TT on a Wednesday evening a few weeks back in November, before Thanksgiving. Arrived at 9pm. Valet was up and running, $10 plus tip, pay when leaving. Quick metal detector…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Plenty of spicy latinas

Stopped at trusty ole 390 a few fridays ago. I say trusty because it’s probably the full nude club around these parts. Cover in the evening is now $20 which I think is an increase…

Oval Office Gentlemen's Club

Green Bay, WI

The best of Green Bay?

Stopped at the Oval Office on a recent Saturday. Club is located off a Main Street in downtown Green Bay. Ample free parking area behind the club. Entering the lobby there is a $10…

2 yrs ago2

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Weekday visit, new HB dancers

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Stopped on a Tuesday, early evening around 8pm. $10 cover and beers are $6-7. The club has 3 stages but only the main stage was in use while I was there which is…

2 yrs ago

DV8

Portland, OR

Relaxed, good ole DV8

Visited DV8 on a recent rainy, (it is Portland after all), Sunday evening. I figured there is no better way to escape the rain than checking out some T and A. DV8 is a very…

2 yrs ago3

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Top value but lots of Cubans

Stopped at BBDs on a recent Saturday evening. Arrived around 9 pm. Parking lot was quite full but found a spot. No charge for parking. Entry is still $3, you can’t…

2 yrs ago1

Dreams Club

Wilmington, CA

Dreams Latina galore

Visited dreams on a recent Friday night at midnight as ones does when you need to see some latinas. This place is in an industrial part of Long Beach. Not much else around.…

2 yrs ago

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Return visit to BBDs

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Return visit late in October. Hoping to see some Halloween costumes and birthday suits :) Large parking lot that is free. There is valet but never seen the need. Entrance fee is still…

2 yrs ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Hotties return

Stopped back at club 390 on a Wednesday for discounted dances. I guess I should say “discounted dances”. Normal nude dances will run you $30 every night but Wednesdays an are typically 3 mins…

2 yrs ago1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Late Saturday afternoon visit

Stopped at Baby Dolls on a late Saturday afternoon in July. Hot outside and hotties inside. This place is quite big. Large main room on the first floor. Large oval bar with seating…

3 yrs ago1

DV8

Portland, OR

Good views and good brews

I really enjoy the relaxed divey feel of this place. Basics: no cover. Good draft beer $6-8. Two pool tables. Several video slot machines. Two stages. One larger main and…

3 yrs ago1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Fine Hispanics and a decent value