Comments by Carotene1 (page 4)

Saturdays are hit and miss attendance-wise. Even during the week, always check the schedule right before you leave for the club. I usually call after my “targets” were scheduled to start to make sure they actually showed up. They usually update the schedule during the day to reflect actual attendance.

Great review.

Solid list. Would included Leah and Lena in that mix.

* Binaca not Bianca

The recording system is pretty funny. Sometimes it has no clue how to pronounce names. Like, I don’t think it knows how to pronounce “Thais.” Sometimes it spells names. Sometimes instead of “Cayenne 12-12” it will says “Cayenne 12-dash-12.” Concludes with “…and Michelle.” Wtf is Michelle and does she just live at the club 24-7?

Great, accurate review. And lol at the last paragraph.

Same. I also haven’t danced with her since I was wrapped up like a PBJ sandwich in a fifth graders lunch box. I’m not sure if it’s because of that or it’s becoming more difficult to get past her age. That said, I always keep her as a backup in case my targeted dancers are too busy.

I heard her name on the night schedule and wondered if it was the same dancer. Good to hear she’s back. Assume she still offers the same level of dance?

Sounds like this was uncovered?

PH is an interesting entity. It’s kind of got a neighborhood club vibe to it. Many of the dancers (at least day shift) have been here forever. Many of the patrons (at least day shift) have been here forever. So both dancers and clientele have aged with each other. Hell, I started coming here 20+ years ago. So, there’s a level of familiarity and community that is unlike most other clubs where girls and clientele come and go. As with any community, people tend to talk/gossip about it a lot. Hence the high number reviews. As far as mileage, I rarely seek high mileage for a variety of reasons. So, the mileage here is fine enough for me. In the rare case I want high mileage, I won’t be seeking it out in a strip club. There are other avenues I prefer for that sort of thing. I don’t find a club to be economical for that purpose. That said I am curious about what clubs fit the description in your post. Like to keep options on the table, lol. PM if easier.

Spot on across the board. She’s a good time.

Spot on assessment of Mercedes and Cayenne. With Mercedes, the talking doesn’t stop in the room either. And you have to be careful about negotiating with her. I negotiated down her rate and after she was like, “you should pay my regular rate anyway since I was so good to you.” F that.

Thanks for the info. Been intrigued by her recently. What was the damage? Feel free to DM if easier.

Lol, point taken…

Lol, great review. I was thinking about returning here but I won’t based on this review. “She used the term as if it were a negative” had me dead lol.

Btw, open to suggestions at other clubs in NJ and PA. Risqué and Cheerleaders used to be pretty good that way. Haven’t been there in a long time though.

Yeah, I completely get that at PH during the day. Been going there during the day forever. But I never go at night, so I was wondering if the stage dancing was better then. Sometimes I just like to watch a woman who moves nicely. You know, like at a regular strip club.

Thanks for the report. Sometimes you have to listen to the big head. Better than wasting money on a poor experience. Was the club crowded? Feel like it’s been a slow week all over the place.

Thanks for the review. About time some of these dancers wise up and realize that requiring a tip costs them in the long run. I will never dance with Kennedy or Mercedes again. And haven’t danced with Tatianna since she became a tip girl (but perhaps she has relented on that per prior reviews). Out of curiosity, what was Savannah trying to charge you?

Thanks for the review. Going to add DDTR to my rotation.

Maybe is was Bella and not Bia or Zia that I saw? I think she had on a red two-piece set. Is that who you’re thinking of, Jack Straw (great username, btw)?

Indeed. This would be awesome if she’s not upselling. No upsell at all or only for standard service? Feel free to PM if easier.

Agreed, Artax. Not surprised that performance is inversely related to hotness.

Text schedule was much better. No idea why it changed. The voice system is so annoying.

Thanks for the review. May add Bia to my rotation, particularly if none of my regulars are available. Though it doesn’t sound like she allows as much roaming as some of the veterans. Is that right? PM if you prefer. And, yes, Devon looks better than I can ever recall.