Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Tuesday with Thais

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Carotene1
Aug 23, 2023, 3:34 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon. The lineup was very light with some of the regulars absent: no Cayenne, Leah, Tatianna, Jolie or Sharon on the schedule. Nicole was listed but I did not see her. Thais was on the schedule (more on this later). Skip to the end if you need the usual club details.

 

Club was pretty dead. Few dancers and few patrons. As a result, the dollar parade was pretty strong. Sabrina approached as soon as I sat down. Her body is nice but I don’t find her attractive. Speaking of unattractive, Gina followed shortly after. I’m sure she’s a nice person, but even her conversation is cringeworthy. Speaking of conversation, Mercedes approached right after Gina. She went on and on about a bunch of inane shit. Showed me pictures of a recent car accident. Asked too many questions about my personal life. Just would not stop talking. But goddamn does she have a nice pair of tits. She looks very thin these days, though. Suzy stopped by and gave me a more aggressive bar side dance than I remember from prior visits. Jenny also came by and looked really good in a black top and short black skirt. She pulled up her top to reveal a really nice set of tits. She seems batshit and I was really tempted to take her back but I recall some unfavorable reviews of her. Anyone have recent news to report? I think maybe Bia or maybe Zia stopped by. Short, dark hair in a high pony tail. Little thicker below the waist but has nice tits. Lena was next up to say hello and I was really tempted to take her back as well but passed. Next to approach was Thais. Decided to take her back to the room (never saw Erica or Nicole, both of whom were on schedule. Bummer).

 

So, I took Thais to the room and honestly it was not the best of times. Her body is still fabulous with great nips, but her performance is pretty lackluster and mechanical. She does have a very liberal roaming policy but no kissing. Doesn’t seem the dance at all (can you blame her?) whereas others seem to at least pretend to enjoy things. She did unencumber me from my shorts and was certainly not shy about shaking hands. We danced for four songs total and I left a modest tip (my choice; not requested). Probably won’t dance with her again. It’s a shame because she keeps herself in really good shape.

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