Lockjaw

I had never been into massages. I thought they were a waste of money and only for sissies. I was never interested in a stranger rubbing their hands all over me at one of those Massage Envy places. I highly doubted there was anything a masseuse at a massage shop...

There are certain things young women cannot resist. Besides puppies, handbags, Instagram selfies, and shopping, one of those things is boats. My favorite weekend activity the last several years is bringing sugar babies and strippers out on my Lake Mead houseboat for a day of drinking, swimming, sunbathing, fishing, and...