Reviews by palmtrees

Got turned away at the door at Centerfolds by their roidhead bouncer so tried this spot. The bouncer there was super cool. Don’t remember the cover but think it was in the $15-20 range....

Stopped by evening time after the bars. Condor is a historical landmark as one of the first topless joints in the country. And for eye candy it’s good, but don’t expect great lap dances...

First of all this place is a dive with hot latinas. Perfect. Took an Uber out and the driver warned me not to go. Suggested Palominos instead. First thing i see when I walk...

Came in Saturday around 9 and paid the obscene cover (around $30). Hey it’s SF. Plenty of eye candy including a couple of girls with huge augmented butts. Wonder what those girls look like...

Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I keep hoping...

Paid the expensive cover charge to get in (hey it’s a strip club in San Francisco with no alcohol they gotta make their money somehow) and walked through the beaded curtains. The club is...

Been going here for many years and have some good memories from pre-covid times. Unfortunately the Crazy Horse has gone downhill with both the management and girls. $20-30 cover depending on what time you...

Back to Centerfolds. This place has a nice layout for SF. Most clubs in North Beach feel cramped but Centerfolds is actually decently sized. Cover was $30 but no one hounding you for drinks...

First things first this place is tiny. Walked in and was wondering where the rest of it was. It’s a living room with a stage in it and some high top tables by the...

Showed up on a Saturday after a night out. $30 cover to get in but no drink minimum. Stayed for about an hour to see if a specific dancer was working but alas she...

First of all, there is no such thing as value at SF strip clubs. If you’re looking for a deal or want to compare prices with other cities that just isn’t possible in SF....

I’ve stopped in to CH on and off for many years and it’s the worst it has ever been. Staff is nice and so are some of the girls, but most of the dancers...

Stopped by on a weekend night about a month ago, first time since covid. I don’t think I’ve ever been charged the same amount twice here. Sometimes 15, sometimes 20, sometimes 30. Whatever. Think...