Reviews by palmtrees
Submit a ReviewThe Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
This place isn’t fun anymore
I have some good memories here over the years even though it’s always been filled with 80% dancers that are complete ROBs. The memories came with the other 20% and boy were they fun. Seems…
2 commentslast: 2 days ago(bobborani)
Dec 4, 2025, 4:16 PM
Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Calle Coahuila 2009
Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C.
Mexico
Return to HK after 10 years
Returned to the promised last after a decade. Border crossing there was easy on a Sunday afternoon. Took maybe 30 mins on the way back. Didn’t have any trouble with the cops or anything but…
1 commentslast: 7 mos ago(PAFBABS)
May 13, 2025, 11:20 AM
Centerfolds
391 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Good time on a Sunday
Back to Centerfolds in a Sunday. Cover charge was $30 and about 9 girls working with a range of body types. Big fake butts? Check. Slim petite Asians? Check.
They had a special running that…
1 commentslast: 10 mos ago(valuedicks)
Feb 12, 2025, 5:59 PM
Vanity After Dark
412 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Didn’t spend much, didn’t get much
Got turned away at the door at Centerfolds by their roidhead bouncer so tried this spot. The bouncer there was super cool. Don’t remember the cover but think it was in the $15-20 range. Fine…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(PredragDr)
Aug 30, 2024, 4:02 AM
Condor Club
560 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Historical place but not much action
Stopped by evening time after the bars. Condor is a historical landmark as one of the first topless joints in the country. And for eye candy it’s good, but don’t expect great lap dances or…
Jul 12, 2024, 3:46 AM
Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North
North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Hot latinas
First of all this place is a dive with hot latinas. Perfect. Took an Uber out and the driver warned me not to go. Suggested Palominos instead. First thing i see when I walk in…
May 29, 2024, 5:29 PM
Centerfolds
391 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
The best option in SF’s declining scene
Came in Saturday around 9 and paid the obscene cover (around $30). Hey it’s SF. Plenty of eye candy including a couple of girls with huge augmented butts. Wonder what those girls look like in…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(BuckMcNutter)
Apr 10, 2024, 1:12 AM
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Just checking in
Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I keep hoping it…
Feb 16, 2024, 5:54 AM
Centerfolds
391 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Got lucky this time. Club is trending up.
Paid the expensive cover charge to get in (hey it’s a strip club in San Francisco with no alcohol they gotta make their money somehow) and walked through the beaded curtains. The club is big…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(TFP)
Jan 16, 2024, 9:12 AM
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Gone downhill
Been going here for many years and have some good memories from pre-covid times. Unfortunately the Crazy Horse has gone downhill with both the management and girls.
$20-30 cover depending on what time you come…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(MrJDW1)
Oct 3, 2023, 10:54 PM
Centerfolds
391 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Good layout, tame lappers
Back to Centerfolds. This place has a nice layout for SF. Most clubs in North Beach feel cramped but Centerfolds is actually decently sized. Cover was $30 but no one hounding you for drinks once…
Sep 1, 2023, 9:50 PM
Garden of Eden
529 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Small and boring
First things first this place is tiny. Walked in and was wondering where the rest of it was. It’s a living room with a stage in it and some high top tables by the wall.…
Jun 29, 2023, 3:04 AM
Centerfolds
391 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Uneventful Saturday
Showed up on a Saturday after a night out. $30 cover to get in but no drink minimum. Stayed for about an hour to see if a specific dancer was working but alas she wasn’t.…
Apr 26, 2023, 8:07 PM
Centerfolds
391 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Hot babes making big promises for big money
First of all, there is no such thing as value at SF strip clubs. If you’re looking for a deal or want to compare prices with other cities that just isn’t possible in SF. Having…
Feb 26, 2023, 3:48 PM






