Reviews

17 reviews by palmtrees

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Not what it was but I keep going back

Stopped in on a Friday night after 10 pm. Most customers I’ve seen in there in a long time. A whole bunch of new girls—it seems like the last of the old guard is finally…

4 wks ago

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

This place isn’t fun anymore

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I have some good memories here over the years even though it’s always been filled with 80% dancers that are complete ROBs. The memories came with the other 20% and boy were they fun. Seems…

7 mos ago3

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Return to HK after 10 years

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Returned to the promised last after a decade. Border crossing there was easy on a Sunday afternoon. Took maybe 30 mins on the way back. Didn’t have any trouble with the cops or anything but…

1 yr ago1

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Good time on a Sunday

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Back to Centerfolds in a Sunday. Cover charge was $30 and about 9 girls working with a range of body types. Big fake butts? Check. Slim petite Asians? Check. They had a special running that…

1 yr ago1

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, CA

Didn’t spend much, didn’t get much

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Got turned away at the door at Centerfolds by their roidhead bouncer so tried this spot. The bouncer there was super cool. Don’t remember the cover but think it was in the $15-20 range. Fine…

1 yr ago2

Condor Club

San Francisco, CA

Historical place but not much action

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Stopped by evening time after the bars. Condor is a historical landmark as one of the first topless joints in the country. And for eye candy it’s good, but don’t expect great lap dances or…

2 yrs ago

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

Hot latinas

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

First of all this place is a dive with hot latinas. Perfect. Took an Uber out and the driver warned me not to go. Suggested Palominos instead. First thing i see when I walk in…

2 yrs ago

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

The best option in SF’s declining scene

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Came in Saturday around 9 and paid the obscene cover (around $30). Hey it’s SF. Plenty of eye candy including a couple of girls with huge augmented butts. Wonder what those girls look like in…

2 yrs ago1

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Just checking in

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I keep hoping it…

2 yrs ago

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Got lucky this time. Club is trending up.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Paid the expensive cover charge to get in (hey it’s a strip club in San Francisco with no alcohol they gotta make their money somehow) and walked through the beaded curtains. The club is big…

2 yrs ago1

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Been going here for many years and have some good memories from pre-covid times. Unfortunately the Crazy Horse has gone downhill with both the management and girls. $20-30 cover depending on what time you come…

2 yrs ago1

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Good layout, tame lappers

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Back to Centerfolds. This place has a nice layout for SF. Most clubs in North Beach feel cramped but Centerfolds is actually decently sized. Cover was $30 but no one hounding you for drinks once…

2 yrs ago

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, CA

Small and boring

★★★★★★★4.0/10

First things first this place is tiny. Walked in and was wondering where the rest of it was. It’s a living room with a stage in it and some high top tables by the wall.…

3 yrs ago

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Uneventful Saturday

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Showed up on a Saturday after a night out. $30 cover to get in but no drink minimum. Stayed for about an hour to see if a specific dancer was working but alas she wasn’t.…

3 yrs ago

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Hot babes making big promises for big money

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

First of all, there is no such thing as value at SF strip clubs. If you’re looking for a deal or want to compare prices with other cities that just isn’t possible in SF. Having…

3 yrs ago

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Too much hustle

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I’ve stopped in to CH on and off for many years and it’s the worst it has ever been. Staff is nice and so are some of the girls, but most of the dancers just…

3 yrs ago2

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Bring back dayshift

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Stopped by on a weekend night about a month ago, first time since covid. I don’t think I’ve ever been charged the same amount twice here. Sometimes 15, sometimes 20, sometimes 30. Whatever. Think it…

4 yrs ago

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Not what it was but I keep going back

This place isn’t fun anymore

Return to HK after 10 years

Good time on a Sunday

Didn’t spend much, didn’t get much

Historical place but not much action

Hot latinas

The best option in SF’s declining scene

Just checking in

Got lucky this time. Club is trending up.

Gone downhill

Good layout, tame lappers

Small and boring

Uneventful Saturday

Hot babes making big promises for big money

Too much hustle

Bring back dayshift

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